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Why I don’t like Asian chicks….

By Tom Meny

Cause they come from countries where this can happen….
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This makes me want to vomit in terror. If you know me well enough, you know that I don’t like “creatures”. Dogs and cats are ok, but I’m terrified by things like bugs, and birds that fly too close, mice, critters, stuff like that. If for any reason, I was swimming in Lake Travis or Lake Austin and saw something like this I promise you I would drown anyone in my path to getting back on the boat. Then, after drowning someone and using their cold, blue, lifeless body as a ladder, I would scream like a woman as loud as humanly possible until StarFlight flew down and picked me up. I would not stop screaming until I was safely on land.

In case you’re wondering, that is a 646 pound catfish. They caught it in Chiang Khong, a remote district in northern Thailand. The link is below.

Fish whopper: 646 pounds a freshwater record