By Tom Meny
It looks like I’m gonna get to play some poker tonight without a computer screen in front of me. However, I have a feeling that the people I’ll be playing with are going to hand my ass to me in a paper sack. I won’t know anyone there except my buddy Gay Rob who is brand new. Rob isn’t gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but I call him Gay Rob because there was a 2 year period that I seriously questioned which team he was playing on. But… I digress….I will take his money without hesitation and will then use it to buy fireworks or something really stupid like that.
Other things I might use Rob’s money on:
1. Baby wipes – I don’t have a baby, but a clean ass is priceless.
2. A car wash – I won’t actually wash my car I’ll just feed the thing quarters and squirt the water directly into the drain as Rob watches.
3. I might donate Rob’s money to the Scientologists.
4. I could use Rob’s money to buy a subscription to Watchtower and have it sent to Rob’s house. Can I get a witness!
etc etc etc… the possibilities are endless.
Apparently Austin has a small poker blog community goin on and I’m thinking a few of them will be there tonight. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Sincerely,








